The Best Mom

No lunch for you Matem. Just the mommas and babies, Ernie replies.

Wait a minute. Those big lazy cows? They haven't missed a meal in fifteen show seasons.

Listen here, you little tassel-wearing, sequin-sewing costume gypsy, Spicey squeals, pinning her ears and diving at Matem.

Whoa! Help! Someone help! Where did she come from? Matem flies backward in the cross ties.

Let met tell you something I have three babies by my side and one on the way. furthermore, you call us cows again and I'll kick you to your next horse show!

Move along, Spicy. Matem's just trying to be funny.